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15th May 2000

Hi all,

SUGAR

Yes, that simple stuff which goes into drinks and food products and rots our teeth away.

SUGAR

Yes, the same word again.

SUGAR

Yes, the same word yet again. And just in case you are wondering I am not using it as a replacement swear word in the way a lot of polite British people do.

SUGAR

Okay, why am I labouring this point so much? Notice that in no point in this thought have I yet used the word COFFEE.

It seems simple enough, so why do so many people seem to insist upon mixing coffee in with the sugar in the pots at work? How do these people think? "That container clearly says sugar, so perhaps if I put some coffee granules into it I can open my own branch of Starbucks..."

Be considerate coffee drinkers, because this sugar junkie is contemplating getting even! If you can make a simple mistake, so could I. Surely if there is no difference between sugar and coffee then there cannot be much of a difference between say, chilli powder and coffee?

Hmm, I might have discovered a way to destroy the insulated cup industry!

Have a good week!
Tony

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