20th March 2000
Hi all,
After a stressful week and a almost as stressful weekend trying to write something bizarre is about as welcome as the presence of Percy Wetmore in your worst nightmare. This is especially so given that I was going to quote motor insurance claim forms, in the light of what has happened to my car and the car belonging to Lorraine's brother Graeme.
Therefore I leave you with some congratulatory points...
CONGRATULATIONS TO list-member Gary Martin, for his superb capture of local escape-artist Stephen Fraser. Stephen had no answer for his hands being completely encapuslated in black tape and was last seen desperately trying to rip the tape away whilst both wrists were still taped together.
NO CONGRATULATIONS TO the late Ponchai Wilkerson. Wilkerson, who had tried to escape Death Row in Texas on numerous occasions, must have realised something was really wrong this time when he found himself in the execution chamber with the escape key still in his mouth. Only upon the execution starting did he reveal the key - bit late then don't you think Mr Wilkerson?
FURTHER NO CONGRATULATIONS to the resident of Law who revealed themselves as a Belinda Carlisle fan by playing "Heaven Is A Place On Earth" at top volume on Friday night. Not clever!
Have a good week!
Tony
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