17th January 2000
Hi all,
Well I've had a week of little inspiration (I think it is that "back to work after the New Year" blues!) but thankfully Neil Taylor has come to my rescue with these thoughts.
(If you've read any of these before please be polite and laugh anyway!!!)
- Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
- How does skating on thin ice get you into hot water?
- Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
- If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?
- If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
- If someone has a mid-life crises while playing hide and seek,
does he automatically lose because he can't find himself? - Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you
turn down the volume on the radio? - Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
- Why is it, when a door is open it's ajar, but when a jar is open, it's not a door?
- If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working?
- Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
- How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?
CONGRATULATIONS TO Neil Taylor for bailing me out this week!
NO CONGRATULATIONS TO the City of Glasgow, which only today managed to record a day of nice weather in the year 2000!
Have a good week!
Tony
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