You can contact us in any of the following ways:

By E-mail

All of our writers have their own feedback pages. In addition to this there are feedback forms for all sorts of other e-mails which you might want to send to us.

By Fax

Hurrah! We have one of the machines that turns normal, everyday documents into ink blot tests!

In the UK you can send your fax to us on 01698 373318.

Outside the UK you can send your fax to us on (+44) 1698 373318.

By Snail Mail

If everything else should fail you can always drop us a line. Consignia may own them but in our experience the Royal Mail still works!

Feel free to send us anything that isn't Anthrax, a letter bomb, etc. Money is especially well received, but failing that postcards from interesting foreign lands make a nice change from the usual junk mail.

We hope to have a P.O. Box in operation shortly, in the mean time if you have something you wish to send us in the mean time please contact us via e-mail to request our address.